Probably the best idea so far this year comes from the “King of all media” himself — Howard Stern. Proposing a beauty pageant for Tiger Woods’s mistresses is just genius. It’ll be definitely interesting to see how this would turn out on his show. No kidding, Mr. Stern is ready to award $100,000 to the winner! Spot on whores!
Here’s the partial list of contestants eligible to participate on the said event:
Jamie Jungers
It’s time to cross the horizon once again Dukes! Leave all those ‘09 negativity behind and focus on what ‘10 can offer. Hope you’re not too busy buckling up for that list of resolutions. But hey, I just learned that making a list of resolutions on New Year isn’t healthy at all. At least according to this resident hottie Mocha Uson. Hmm… I wonder where she got that (studies) from. But anyways, all that Mocha’s trying to say is that if we’re to make New Year’s resolutions, it’s better to keep em’ simple, practical, and actionable. Because if we fail to complete the list, in the end we’re the one’s who’ll feel inadequate. So just create a list that is very doable within this year. Seems a pretty hefty advise about resolutions — and it’s just unusual especially from someone who’s known for (heads up!) her Sex IQ.
BTW, here’s Mocha reciting her 2010 resolutions:
Yeah, I dig what she says (especially the last part, where sex was mentioned). Or was I just too attracted, intimidated, maybe hypnotized (perhaps all of the above) by her physical presence? Doesn’t matter anyway. Mocha is sex! I’d really love to reflect on the memorable events that happened last year with her, in a bubble bath session of course. It’s like this:
See, I told you. 2010 Starts With A Bang!
It’s about freakin’ time to learn something new.
[Kudos to Mocha]
Found a useful article on MadeMan.com about tips on what activities might stimulate your partner’s ticklish senses this holiday season. It might just prolong the Xmas spirit. Who knows. Here’s the rundown:
Getting away in the winter is a good idea for a lot of reasons. One of them is S.A.D., another is there’s a lot of winter recreation that you just can’t get down on when you live where we live. But the best reason to get away is (duh) to spend a little quality time with your old lady. Here’s 5 vacations you can take her on to stave off winter doldrums.
Skiing/Snowboarding
This is, perhaps, the largest and most competitive category in this list, and it’s extremely hard to narrow it down to just one. There are tons of awesome resorts in the U.S., many of which would be the ironically-named Ritz-Carlton at Bachelor Gulch. It’s ski-in-ski-out, but that’s a no brainer. It’s got fantastic restaurants, pools, hot tubs, a spa, and all the amenities you expect from a Ritz, but it’s also on the slopes of Beaver Creek which was voted America’s favorite ski resort by Ski magazine 13 of the last 17 years.
Heliskiing/boarding
This gets its own category because both the level of skiing and the type of accommodations are so dramatically different from those offered in resorts falling into the above category. Especially when it comes to our pick for this: the Absinthe Yacht-based heliskiing trip. Not only are you able to move where the good weather is on your yacht, but you’ll be taking off from and returning to a luxury yacht with features like a private massage room, three Jacuzzis (one with waterproof internet/tv built into it), a wine cellar, and a 40 foot fishing boat. You might want to bring the optional 12 guests, though, as the per-day price is $48,000.
Snowshoeing
Snowshoeing is a decidedly less extreme avenue of romantic winter adventuring. But, there is definitely something to be said for eschewing the wind blisters and twisted knees that can sometimes accompany the faster paced vacations. There are plenty of destinations that are specifically aimed at snowshoers, plenty more that can easily accommodate them, but there’s only one that has in-built stops for Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Hot Chocolate. The decision, at the point, is more of a question of flavor than location, in our opinion.
Celebrate the holiday season with a drizzle of naughtiness courtesy of Jessica Lynn and Kendra Banx (see pic below). I believe these blonde shells are just spreading some lesbo passion enough to keep us all warm for a couple of cold winter nights ahead. So see for yourselves what Jessica and Kendra can offer in this season of love. Go tuck those sheets in and witness how they kiss away goodnight. Fortunately, these pornstars don’t do holidays that much eh? Good that they’re still doing what they do best even at these times.
Lastly, cheers for an XXXMas greeting! Hope you are all having a good one!
Happy Holidays Dukes!
Proceed here for the NSFW gallery.
Not all girls are naturally gifted like the AV Idol Reon Kadena or the teen tennis babe Simona Halep. So to cope things up, the Chinese introduced a technique on how to solve the problem. Though at least through illusion, it still is a breakthrough. Dunno if this exists in other parts of the globe, but yeah, you can watch it below. See for yourself Duke.
Now you know how B grew into a C, and how C pumped into a D! 
If you feel good today (I mean, really good), you might wanna hit it here and win a special edition Xbox 360! It’s Modern Warfare 2 special Dukes. With that High Speed – Low Drag looks (see above pic), the Modern Warfare 2 Xbox is a must win battle.
Here’s a trailer in case you’re really not aware of MW2. Feast those eyes with these flashbangin’ treats!
But most importantly, join the promo alright? Good luck and I’ll catch you online in the next 24-hours*. Lock n’ Load!
* Modern Warfare 2 ships tomorrow, Nov.10 on Microsoft Windows, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3 gaming platforms.
[Kudos to CVG]
Get ready for a Halloween party on the wild side, the way only JET could deliver. There will be a $10,000 costume contest and special guest DJ Homicide from Sugar Ray drops in to take the party to the next level. JET got all the tricks and all the treats, and we want you to come get some!
- Where: Jet Nightclub at Mirage, Las Vegas
- When: Saturday, October 31, 2009
- What time: 10:30 PM
- Dress code: Proper Attire Required
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
[Source: Jet Nighclub]
It’s Halloween night folks! Time to get those costumes and Jack-o’-Lanterns out once again and go for some trick or treat-ing. If that’s not your thing, I’m sure these Halloween vixens will keep you occupied on this chilling -rather eerie- night. With cleavage sizes bigger than the average pumpkin, it will be a long cold evening I suppose. Even Dracula might get up earlier than the usual time slot by sensing these women juggling for some treats. I think that’s the proper way of celebrating Halloween eh? Throw a party for all the hot chicks! Set a dress code that requires some skin exposure. Now that’s what I’m talking about.
Here’s an “S-class” Bellissima for you Duke. I dunno why Melita Toniolo isn’t gaining any exposure overseas. She needs to extend her hotness from Italy and beyond. It won’t be a tough task for her since, for whatever reason, she’s Italian. I’m certain with that because Mediterranean women are masters of the seductive art. MelitaToniolo.com is her official page. Although its under construction, I’m sure there’s enough reason to check it once in awhile until it gets back online. I bet you wouldn’t mind. She’s hard to resist. Hope we’re on the same page here y’all.
Check out this gallery. It’s dedicated to Melita. Enjoy.
EA Sports Football showcase this year’s FIFA installment with the tagline “How Big Can Football Get?”. By that, EA meant this big advert:
Just wanna share you the global game and how it’s played in the virtual world by 10 zillion billion million hooligans on the planet! EA did the right thing by splashing out some big cash and get the likes of Rooney, Benzema, and Xavi on the commercial. Nothing gets better than seeing these star footballers playing as themselves in-game (kinda weird eh? But, yeah) surrounded by fans and celebrating as if every goal was the real deal. It’s all about getting on that game face I guess. Anyways, Let’s FIFA 10 Duke! Kick-off time will be on October 2 (Europe) / 20 (Rest of the world).
