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The #1 Boobs In Women’s Tennis

September 7, 2009

Aha! Sorry for such a delay Dukes, it’s been a month since my last post. Lots of things happend, but fortunately, the cojones stayed. Anyways, let’s get down to business shall we? It’s on!

Now, the following will surely turn you on!


Let’s kick things off with women’s tennis. It’s the second week of the 2009 US Open. Just to give you an update, on-court hotties (and personal favorites) Maria Sharapova, Elena Dementieva, Daniela Hantuchova, and Ana Ivanovic have all been knocked out from the grand slam event held at Flushing Meadows. But we still have some chicks who survived the 1st week – like Melanie Oudin, Gisela Dulko, and Caroline Wozniacki to name a few. Let’s go girls!

Nonetheless, enough of the US Open updates because I’m bored. Are you? Tennis itself is boring enough eh?

If you ain’t preppy enough and can’t handle some tennis action, then Simona Halep (and her 34DD’s) could change your thoughts in a bit. I must say that this Romanian babe got boobs! Check out the shots above and below, they’re all good. Even if you put together all the boobies of Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, and Ana Ivanovic… Simona’s twins pwns all of em’! Nothing comes close to her.

Uh uh, not until she gets them reduced. Sigh.

What’s bizzare about Simona is that she’s  the current French Open junior champion… and… she’s only 17 years old. Although she didn’t participate in this year’s US Open, I’m sure we’re all gonna root for her next year. No, make it next year and the decade after that! Ms. Halep is THE true definition of  “Jailbait Alert” Dukes!


Game. Set. Match. Simona.

P.S. Just wanna share a random Filipino catchphrase fit for this post: Tanginang suso yan oh’ 😉

[Kudos to Vince BautistaTotal Pro Sports; Pics courtesy of Open.Salon and The Nine Commandments]

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Japs permalink
    September 7, 2009 11:08 pm

    ayos talaga site mo dino!

  2. September 8, 2009 3:16 am

    Joga wars!

  3. Whatever permalink
    December 7, 2009 1:38 pm

    So you’re blogging about teenagers body parts? Seriously?

  4. bubba permalink
    August 22, 2010 1:13 am

    You haven’t heard of Jelena Dokic? You should check her out, She’s one of the hottest tennis females ever and she had more success than Kournikova.

  5. June 20, 2013 11:05 pm

    Perfect piece of work you have done, this site is really cool with wonderful information.

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